I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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