I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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