did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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