Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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