It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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