very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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