Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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