I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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