Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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