So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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