I need help removing her.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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