marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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