Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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