Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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