Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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