you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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