He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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