How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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