i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
