I think I am morally bankrupt
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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