i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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