OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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