At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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