Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's shark week go big or go home
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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