just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Randomize
