Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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