Ambien. No doubt about it.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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