Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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