thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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