You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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