If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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