he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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