they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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