This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
please don't ironically join a cult
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