therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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