i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
