brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Randomize
