are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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