her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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