butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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