An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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