It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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