someone get that fucking seahorse.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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