dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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