I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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