in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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