is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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