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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i love accidental penises.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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