I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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