Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
soo... how was my night?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
