her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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