I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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