Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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