How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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